Thursday, January 28, 2016

In Search of Coffee and Art

Okay, so where am I?

I'm at the LA Art Show rubbing elbows with Oscar-winner Anne Hathaway and Natasha Henstridge, the alien goddess from Species. Getting here was another story. The traffic from Hollywood to the
dilapidated convention center in Downtown Los Angeles was nothing short of terrifying frustration. I mean, really? 58 minutes to go 5.5 miles? Sheesh! And that's not counting the 22 minutes I spent at one of our new Dunkin' Donuts with a winding line of coffee hipsters.

Once upon a time strolling into your local cafe or McDonald's or food truck to get a cup of inspirational joe to jump start your creative process was simple. You ordered it black or cream and sugar slapped a George Washington on the counter and sauntered out with contented smile to greet your mountain of work. Since when did getting coffee become such an ordeal?

Like many of America's problems, this one is rooted in a common theme: too much variety. Of course, you can get any of these varieties:


...and this doesn't include the Frappuccinos and the food...yet I digress.

I finally make it to the front of the line and I ask for a large coffee and the I'm asked, "Iced or Hot?" Now I'm as open-minded as the next guy, but I recoiled. "Allow me to give you a quick tutorial..." I whispered. "The day 'hot' is not the default assumption for a cup of coffee is the day I drive over a cliff Thelma & Louise style. I would no sooner ask you for an iced coffee than I would sit down at Ruth's Chris and ask the waiter for a frozen steak and point." At that point the young lady behind the counter was near tears as she suggested I leave.

So I drove to a Starbucks where their drink menu is even more absurdly huge and I'm forced to change my vocabulary to Italian. Small is tall, medium is grande and large is venti. The twentysomething couple in front of me ordered a caramel praline Frappuccino with three pumps of mocha, a pumpkin spice loaf slice and two straws. They probably could have heard me roll my eyes but they were too busy talking about buying a new outfit for their beagle.

A rendering of Shaq's sweet bronze statue to be.
Not a soul in that Starbucks was ordering a regular coffee but me. I felt as if I walked into a Nordstrom and asked where I could buy a pair of dungarees and a straw hat. The barista asked me my name to write on the cup and I told it was "Exasperated."

I did strike up an interesting conversation while waiting for my coffee that required a pour-over since they were out of regular coffee. The lady in front of me noted that only in LA could people come together after parting so acrimoniously. Under the heading of "reunited and it feels so good," the master media manipulator of NBA past, Shaquille O'Neal, and the Los Angeles Lakers has reconciled. Thanks to the Lakers and AEG, the Diesel is getting a bad-ass stature at Staples Center some time during the 2016-2017 season. At least there's free wi-fi, right?

What happened to the regular cup of coffee? Let's invest in a red can of Folgers or a blue can of Maxwell House and not worry if the beans were picked by a kid making ten cents a day. Pour that black gold into a ceramic glazed 22-ounce mug and celebrate the simplicity of inspirational caffeine.

How foolish of me to have wasted all that time shopping for some java. The convention had a Starbucks one escalator ride down from the main entrance at the art show. It justs goes to show you, inspiration is everywhere!


The LA Art Show Red Carpet

A pregnant Anne Hathaway rocked the red carpet seventies style...
...with a mini Marc Jacobs dress and Miu Miu sandals.
Natasha Henstridge still among the finest Species at any event.
Ever find that diamond Billy Zane?
Ever catch Odette Annable in Banshee? You should.
Kathleen Robertson is a hidden treasure.
Perrey Reeves sparkled.
Oh Donna...Sarah Rafferty aka Donna Paulsen from Suits has the best walk in Hollywood.
And there was art too...lots of it:










Thursday, January 21, 2016

Everyone Needs a Muse - A Tribute to Glenn Frey

Okay, so where am I?

It's been a busy week for the Media Guy!
I'm in Hollywood this week with what seems like LL Cool J Week. First, I run into him at the fabulous Redbury filming NCIS: Los Angeles and today I watched him get the 2571st star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame. Usually I only see LL Cool J at the Grammys, but twice in one week? With all the broo-ha-ha about diversity in Hollywood (well-deserved I might add), there was some front and present at the Hard Rock Cafe on Hollywood Boulevard with Diddy and Queen Latifah flanking him with his new star after the hour-long ceremony. At least this took my mind off the deaths of some the greats in entertainment, namely Alan Rickman, David Bowie and Glenn Frey.

I took the first two pretty hard. I mean who doesn't get a chill when Hans Gruber implores his ballet terrorist buddy Alexander Godunov to "shoot, the glass" or when you hear the David Bowie and Freddy Mercury wax poetic about being under pressure?

But Glenn Frey? The Eagles? That's another level of loss. That a loss of inspiration. Seriously, when I heard that he passed away, a tear crept down my face (much like the three that streamed down when I heard the Rocky theme crescendo in Creed). It wasn't planned. It was just there. Like a stomach punch of epic proportions.

As an ad man you need inspiration. The Eagles provided that from when I was a just a kid and took me to a different place as the idea man working in New York. Don Draper had his old fashioneds and his women. I had the Eagles.

What was great about the Eagles is that, for me, it took me to a place I could not get by myself emotionally. Glenn Frey may have said it best when he reflected that "people do stuff to the Eagles." They go on drives. They dance. They get intimate. A lot of music you just chill with and listen to at home. The Eagles were different altogether.

For me, I created. When I was a kid, I created stories that I hoped would be turned into movie and television scripts. As an adult I create commercials and ad campaigns. Some of my better work had the Eagles as a soundtrack in my head. Maybe everyone has that soundtrack where they find their spot. The Eagles were/are my road map to creative success.

I mean, this is the kind of ad you whip up when you don't have a muse like the Eagles driving your creative energy:


The Bloomingdale's holiday date rape print ad for the retailer shows an image of a woman and a man with a very questionable headline between them. The headline reads, "Spike your best friend's eggnog when they're not looking." It was quickly followed with a pullback from corporate:


Like I said, this is what you get without the Eagles...yet I digress...

As America's greatest band, they were a success outside of their Eagles work. Much like the Beatles (each of the Fab Four had success in music and business in addition to their Beatles' work), the Eagles found greatness with their individual work as well. Don Henley and Joe Walsh found stardom on their own. But Frey was beyond that. Even his bit work on Miami Vice and Jerry McGuire stood out to me. I felt like his talent made my talent better. When therapy was needed, and it was (try working at an advertising agency for month with all of those insane client demands), the Eagles were always there driving me to a place to confront the demons.

Let's just say that it there were a biopic of my life, the producers would have to pay a fortune in royalties to ensure the Eagles are playing in most scenes.

RIP Glenn Frey:





RIP Hans Gruber (aka Alan Rickman) ... apologies to Harry Potter fans, but he will be forever Hans Gruber:



RIP David Bowie:




Monday, January 11, 2016

The Red Carpet and Beyond: Golden Globes 2016

Okay, so where am I?

If you read Friday's column you know I am home in Los Angeles. But, honestly, Europe still has a hold of me. I'm still stuck (mentally) at the New Year's Eve Silvester Gala at Hofburg Palace (you know, the former imperial palace in the centre of Vienna that emperors used for their accommodations).

But it's awards season and the opportunity to walk the red carpet and snap off images for Fox and a few others is much too alluring. The Oscars are February 28th and I have already been eyeballing the pilates VHS tape so I look good in a tux this year. A simple plea though, pray for me! Why? Because the trolls that make it to the red carpet with the arms extended like some fleshy selfie stick are nothing short of disgusting, two-faced demon looking to fill up their Instagram and Twitter accounts. I'm fully stocked with Purell Hand Sanitizer to exorcise any airborne viruses these trolls spread around.

Jane Fonda’s “Not Amused” Face

The real winners of the Golden Globes were Jonah Hill and Channing Tatum, because they got hit with a bolt of “not impressed” shooting out of Jane Fonda’s eyes. I’d pay big bucks to get Jane Fonda to shank me with her eyes while looking like her head is breaking out of a prison of bedazzled coffee filters. She's been practicing that look since she threw those MIAs under the bus in the Vietnam War and never looked back. For shame, Jane.

In a bit that was sponsored by their weed shop of choice, Jonah Hill pretended to be the bear from The Revenant while he and Channing Tatum presented the award for Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture. Jane Fonda was one of the nominees and as her man Richard Perry’s face went full WTF, she silently judged those buffoons!

Don’t let the dress fool you. Just because she’s covered in clown collars doesn’t mean that she’s here for Jonah and Channing’s Barnum and Bailey antics. Jane Fonda did not put on that mockery of a dress just so the stars of 22 Jump Street could make a complete sham out of her category! This is serious business. Great work guys!

Seriously! Lady Gaga Wins? 

I didn’t know that Lady Gaga was married to a billionaire Israeli businessman?! And may a lightning bolt from heaven strike me down for comparing Lady Gaga to the talented angel that is Pia Zadora.

The Golden Globe winners were all over the place, so of course they continued with that theme by giving her an award for the accent acrobats and music video acting she did in American Horror Story: Hotel. While looking like she was doing third-rate Breathless Mahoney cosplay, Lady Gaga actually beat Felicity Huffman and Kirsten Dunst in the category of Best Performance by an Actress in a TV Movie or Miniseries. And just like that, the Golden Globes won the award for Best Comedy Show of the Year!

Before Lady Gaga’s acceptance speech where she laid it on so thick that I’m still wiping the thickness out of my eyes and ears (that sounds sexy but it’s not), she made her way to the stage and bumped into Leonardo Dicaprio who let out a scared giggle:


Katy's Golden Globes

I hear Katy Perry say, "I got my wig out and my globes!"
According to pretty much EVERYONE (but specifically Vanity Fair, UsWeekly, E!, and People), Katy Perry – the Golden Globes presenter that made the majority of viewers turn to the person sitting beside them and whisper “Wait, why is she here?“, and Orlando Bloom – the Golden Globes presenter who I initially thought was a cleaned-up Charlie Sheen, might be a thing that is happening.

A whole bunch of blabbermouths who attended Harvey Weinstein’s afterparty squealed on Katy and Orlando by claiming they spent a good chunk of the night together doing the following: whispering, flirting, being flirty, leaning in close, getting super cozy, “sharing a vape pen“, and dancing together. One source added that Orlando would “touch the small of her back” when talking to her. The small of her back? Calm down, you two! It’s Harvey Weinstein’s Golden Globes afterparty, not the orgy scene from Caligula.

Obviously, Katy and Orlando’s G-rated middle school dance antics could be nothing more than two drunk n’ horny famous types who accidentally brushed up against each other on the way to the bar and were like “Oooh, let’s do that again, but on purpose.” Or maybe hooking up with some random dick like Orlando was Katy checking off Step 4 in her 12-Step recovery program.

That’s probably it.

RICKY and HIS JOKES

From the Hollywood Reporter... "Days after hosting the Golden Globes and still defending some of the racy jokes he did there, comedian Ricky Gervias was cracking on the Oscars.

The 2016 Academy Awards nominations were released Thursday morning and not a single nonwhite actor was given the nod in an acting category. This is the second year in a row with that result. Some, such a Al Sharpton, shared their anger over the snub. Gervais shared humor."

Here are some of the intrepid hosts best shots on the live telecast:

On the audience and Sean Penn: “Shut up you disgusting, pill-popping sexual deviant scum. I want to do this monologue and go into hiding. Not even Sean Penn will stop me. Snitch!”

On Caitlyn Jenner: “What a year she's had. She's become a role model for trans people everywhere, showing great bravery and destroying stereotypes. She didn't do a lot for women drivers. You can't have everything, can you, not at the same time.”

On gender pay gap disparity: “Jennifer Lawrence made the news when she demanded equal pay for women in Hollywood. She received overwhelming support from people everywhere. There were marches on the street with nurses and factory workers saying, 'How the hell can a 25-year-old live on $52 million?!’”

“Of course woman should be paid the same as men for doing the same job. And I'd like to say now, I'm being paid exactly the same as [what Tina Fey and Amy Poehler] did last year. No I know there were two of them, but it's not my fault if they want to share the money, is it? That's their stupid fault. It's funny because it's true.”

“All-female remakes are the big thing. There's a female remake of Ghostbusters. There's going to be a female remake of Oceans 11. And this is brilliant for the studios because they get guaranteed box office results and they don't have to spend too much money on the cast.”

On Spotlight: “The excellent Spotlight has been nominated. Yeah. The Catholic Church are furious about the film as it exposes that 5 percent of all their priests have repeatedly molested children and been allowed to continue to work without punishment. Roman Polanski called it 'the best date movie ever.'''

On his three personal Golden Globes: “I won three Golden Globes myself … one I keep by the bed to — it doesn't matter why, it's mine. I won it fair and square. It's just the right shape and size, it's nothing… yeah. To be clear: That was a joke about me shoving Golden Globes that I've won up my a**.”

Introducing Matt Damon: “It's the star of the hilarious comedy The Martian. He is also the only person that Ben Affleck hasn't been unfaithful to.”

Introducing Jennifer Lawrence and Amy Schumer:Joy and Trainwreck. No not the name of Charlie Sheen's two favorite hookers, the films of our next two presenters. They are best friends by the way and if you forget they said they'd tweet you. It's like they've never had a friend before, please welcome Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence.”

Introducing Eva Longoria and America Ferrera: “Eva Longoria and America Ferrera aren't just beautiful, talented actresses they're also two people who your future president, Donald Trump, can't wait to deport.”

Introducing Kevin Hart and Ken Jeong: "When Brad and Angelina see these next to adorable little presenters, they're going to want to adopt them. Please welcome Kevin Hart and Ken Jeong.'

Introducing Mel Gibson: “I'd rather have a drink with him in his hotel room tonight than with Bill Cosby.”

Introducing Eddie Redmayne: “Our next presenter is an actress who is both beautiful and talented. Born in England she came to American and has taken Hollywood by storm. Please welcome the nominated star of The Danish Girl, it's a dude, Eddie Redmayne.”


At the end of the gala:
 "Thank you, I'm afraid that's it. We're out of time. From myself and Mel Gibson, shalom.”

The Gallery

Backstage at the Globes.
Worth every minute of the wait.
Sniffer dogs were seen checking out the red carpet before the stars arrived.
Host Ricky Gervais arrived early.
Kirsten Dunst (with some guy) hanging out on the red carpet. They are a lovely pair.

Wiz Khalifa thought he was on the walk of shame and not the red carpet it seemed.
Jurassic World star Dallas Bryce Howard wowed on the red carpet
Olivia Wilde was loving life!
Take flight with Taraji P. Henson.
Newly engaged Eva Longoria looking right at ya!...
...and she commanded the red carpet.
Love the wig...where are your sharks?! 
Katy realizing she had to go in without me! Gotta love the Golden Globes ... Ricky, get me a drink, please.
Ah, the future ex-wife ... hello Jen!
Parting is such sweet sorrow.
Stallone with the win! Absolutely!
Eva Green..even more captivating in black and white.
Congrats to Leonardo DiCaprio, Jennifer Lawrence, Kate Winslet, Matt Damon, Sylvester Stallone, Brie Larson, Taraji P. Henson, Fon Draper, Alejandro González Iñárritu, and the Hungarian filmmakers behind "Son of Saul." Thank you to the Hollywood Foreign Press Association for letting me be a part of it (as small as it may be...) and thanks to D-Listed for sharing some insights.

Final picture from the red carpet at the 2016 Golden Globe Awards:



Friday, January 8, 2016

Standing in Line: The 2016 Golden Globes

Okay, so where am I?

I’m at the beautiful Beverly Hilton standing on line to pickup my credentials for the Golden Globes on Sunday. Geez, there are a lot of people here. Are they giving credentials to every Mom Blogger on the planet? Wait, they are giving a credential to me so I should just shush.

So, as the line winded near the beautiful valet rotunda in Beverly Hills like some kind of surreal Dr. Seuss a was left with the rare treat of waiting and wondering.

What ever happened to those extinct delights of everyday life?

One might call them the disappearing Ws. Before the technological age that is now omnipresent and so integral of our lives (and has become our lives ) we waited. And the wondered. You waited in line…at the bank…the DMV…the checkout counter at Macy’s. We were ultimately lost in our own thoughts. There were no iPhones or smartphones or LED news crawls to mindlessly occupy us like we were toddlers searching for a pacifier or a six year-old needing the distraction of something shiny.

Nobody just stands and waits anymore.

Back then you might just might idle conversation with your linemates while waiting. People used to ask, “Excuse me do you have the time?” Now everyone has the time, all of the time!  People would say, “It sure looks like rain, eh?” Now

we’re two clicks from a detailed seven-day forecast on the Weather Channel app that comes standard on every Apple mobile device. Challenge someone to wait three minutes in line without touching their iPhone. Ninety seconds in, they’ll start fidgeting like some sort of heroin addict. Shame.

It is because of the smartphone and the Internet and its instant access to all that we have also forgotten the wonder of wondering. The phrase “bar room conservation” harks to a time where friendly debate took place because some questions were not instantly knowable:

“I wonder who sculpted Mount Rushmore?” and how long that took for someone to divine an answer.

“I wonder who won the Stanley Cup in 1942?”

“I wonder who was behind all those groundbreaking Esquire covers of the sixties and seventies?”

Now there are undoubtedly readers that already click clicked and accessed that info in seconds. Is that really fun? You can’t even make a decent bet anymore. Everybody can know everything instantly. How boring is that?

Who’s doing that crossword puzzle? You or Siri?

Actually intelligence is crashing through the floor because everyone has artificial intelligence. Pre-Internet you would have set the room abuzz if you were the one person who knew Mount Rushmore was sculpted by father and son Gutzon and Lincoln Borglum. The entire international education community system will gradually disintegrate as it dawns on people the magic wand is right in the palm of their hand.

I had a colonoscopy the other day. It was performed by a nine year-old with a do-it-yourself surgery app. (Well, not really, but it sure seems like it’s coming. Yet I digress…)

Any idiot can know everything now. The only thing that can’t be Googled is how to regale in the fine art of small talk while you wait, and wonder.

And with that little rant, I’m next; time to pick up my credentials.

Well worth the wait.
See you on the red carpet this Sunday.

Monday, January 4, 2016

MGS Chat: Kobe Bryant

On the occasion of Kobe Bryant's retirement announcement, I was able to do a sit down with arguably the greatest Laker of all-time and top ten NBA legend...
MEDIA GUY: You said in the past you didn’t want a farewell tour when you retire. Now that you have announced you’re going to retire at the end of the season, a farewell tour is basically what you are getting every time you go outside L.A. How is it feeling?

Copyright 2015 NBAE (Photo by Brian Babineau/NBAE via Getty Images)
KOBE BRYANT: It was feeling – it feels great, actually. I mean, you know, I don’t really consider it much of a tour. I think it – like the way it’s been going has been so beautiful. I mean just like I’m paying my respects to the fans and they’re doing the same in turn. I just think it’s just a beautiful moment that takes place. After 20 years of playing to be able to – for me to say thank you to them and them to say thank you back, I couldn’t have imagined it any better than it is.

MG: In the past 20 years building your legacy, when you step off the court for the last time as a player, what did you leave behind for yourself, and more important, what would you take with you?

KB: I think what I leave from behind, I don’t know if I leave anything behind outside of just the physical representation of what my 20-year career has been, right? So, you know, the training, the actual act of going out and playing and scoring and defending and doing those sorts of things. Kind of like the shell of who I’ve been for the last 20 years, I think that’s what I leave behind. But what carries on with me is the spirit that represents those physical manifestations. So, the understanding of perseverance, of how to deal with failure, how to handle successes, understanding how to communicate with others, understanding how to understand others, empathy, compassion and things like that. Those are things that I’ll carry with me forever, so as I’m leaving behind kind of like the physical shell of what I’ve been for 20 years, everything else I’m carrying with me forever.

MG: Adam Silver said last week that he would very much like to have you involved in All-Star weekend. With no disrespect, if you’re not voted in by the fans or selected by the coaches, would you like some sort of honorary role in the last All-Star Weekend of your long career?

KB: You know, I think I’ve been very fortunate to have played in so many All-Star games. For me, to not be voted in, I know it’s hard really to process but when I say that I’m completely fine with that because I’ve had an amazing run, right? And at some point you have to be able to be okay with letting that go, you know, and you have to be okay with passing the game along and doing all you can to help the game continue to grow and continue to evolve, right? So that’s my way of letting you know that I’m completely fine with whatever role I’d have at All-Star weekend.

MG: What were the top five best players and the best teams you’ve faced in your career in the NBA?

KB: Let’s see. Top five teams that I’ve faced, I’d probably say San Antonio Spurs were always tough. Sacramento Kings in the playoffs were tough. The Boston Celtics in 2008 were tough. Detroit Pistons in 2004 were tough. I’d say the Chicago Bulls, obviously when I first came in the league they were tough.

Top players, let’s see: Hakeem Olajuwan, Michael Jordan, Kevin Durant, LeBron James, Clyde Drexler. I have to – players is a little tougher for me because I came in the league where there were so many great players playing like John Stockton was still playing; Clyde Drexler was still playing. Gary Payton, Anfernee – I mean it was a lot of – so the top five players is a little tough for me.

MG: The first thing when people hear the name of LA Lakers is the first thing they think of is Kobe Bryant. So what do you think of the Lakers will be like as a team after you’ve left? Are there any guys you consider being the next potential big star for the Lakers? Second, could you imagine coming back to the Lakers one day as a trainer or mentor?

KB: I’ll answer the last question first. I think I’ll always be around and not just from a Lakers’ standpoint but also just with players around the league just to be a mentor to continue to talk and help them out through things and I’ve done that for a while now and I’ll continue to do that.

In terms of the Lakers, I mean the Lakers are going to continue to represent what they’ve always represented which is excellence. I mean they’ve always stood for that. They’ve always stood for winning championships and that being the most important thing. You know, Magic represented that. I happen to represent that and the next player will represent that as well. So I don’t see that changing much at all. I mean we’ll obviosuly go through periods of rebuilding and things of that nature but the core of the organization and the franchise will always be the same which is winning.

MG: The last time you were in Africa was in 2010 for the World Cup. With your retirement would we be seeing you more at the NBA’s global events in Africa?

KB: Well, yeah. I definitely plan on helping the game spread and helping kids all around the world understand the kind of the metaphors that come along with the game, right? When I was growing up, I was a product of that growing up overseas. So, you know, when I step away from the game I definitely look forward to visiting places like Africa and being able to teach the game and all that surrounds it. So, yes.

MG: When you do retire, will there be a certain relief that you won’t have to put your body and your mind through all the pressures that come with being a great basketball player, or will you actually miss the tension of being of an elite athlete?

KB: That is a very complicated answer. You know, it’s not the healthiest of choices to make to be able to live this way, you know what I mean? I think I’m one of the people that actually enjoy it and a certain aspect, like when the summer time comes around, for example, when you’re not in that frame of mind, you realize how peaceful and how relaxing life could be. But then you’re also not comfortable because you’re used to and you like being that feeling of constant pressure and constant training and body being sore and always, you know, worrying about the next game or whatever, right? So, there is something that is like an adjustment period I think to not being able to have this type of pressure, not being able to have those moments that I think is going to be a bit of an adjustment.

MG: Given the way you handled the expectations so well throughout your career, I wanted to know what sort of advice you’d have for someone like Ben Simmons who is coming in as a potential number one draft pick next season. Also, if you’ve had a chance to watch Ben, what are your impressions of him?

KB: So, I think he’s a fantastic player. I think he has obviously a tremendous amount of potential. I think the key really is just loving what you do. I mean that’s the magic of it, man, is really loving it and you know you love it when you actually enjoy the process of it all. So, you know, if you love getting ready, if you love training, if you love preparing just as much as you love the end result of winning or even moreso than the end result of winning, then you know you have something truly, truly special and that’s something that you can’t beat. That’s something that you can’t bring out of a person. You either love that thing or you don’t.

MG: After you retire do you have more specific plans to come back to Shanghai or China to do more activities?

KB: I do definitely plan on coming back more and continuing to teach the game, continuing to help the kids not just about the game of basketball but understanding all that surrounds the game of basketball and the potentials that are there as well. So, you know, I definitely look forward to coming back there more than I’ve been able to do in the past because of schedules.

MG: Allen Iverson said a few days ago there will never, ever be another player like Kobe Bryant. Do you agree with that? And if you do, do you see someone close to you among the young players, for example?

KB: Well, I mean, you know, we’re all different players, you know what I mean? We’re all different players, we’re all different people. There’s never another Magic, there’s never another Bird, there’s never another Michael, now there’s never another me just because we’re just different people. I mean the way I went about it is different. The way the next player will go about it will be different as well, right? So, you know, we all kind of do things our own way.

I think there’s a lot of young talent in this league today. I think there’s – the game has been skewed a little more towards point guards and there being a tremendous amount of – you know, that being said, I think there’s going to be a player that over the next ten years is going rise above them all, maybe, right? He’s got to be a player that comes out and wins more championships than everybody else and maybe they’ll be that player and maybe there won’t be. Maybe there will be so much parity around the league. Maybe one player will win it one year, another player will win it the next year and then kind of go back and forth. So that remains to be seen.

Copyright 2015 NBAE (Photo by Brian Babineau/NBAE via Getty Images)
MG: Do you think in these past years with all your injuries, do you think if the basketball gods have treated you unfairly, and if there’s any chance – you said in the past that you would like some time playing with Pau in Barcelona. Is there any chance that we see that?

KB: So, I’ll answer the last question. I would have loved to have played overseas for a season but it’s not going to happen. I wish I could have done it but I can’t. Body won’t let me and that’s completely fine.

In terms of the basketball gods, no, I think we have a very good relationship. I mean we understand each other very well and I think it’s our responsibility as athletes to take advantage of the opportunities that present themselves, good, bad or indifferent. So, whatever comes my way I’m absolutely able to pivot and to handle those situations and deal with those situations. You know, the injuries that I’ve had, I’ve always been able to look at those from a positive light and learn from those things, and also take advantage of opportunities that come as a direct result of those injuries – other things to focus on, other things to plan for. So, no, I don’t think the basketball gods have treated me unfairly. I think they’ve given me a fantastic opportunity.

MG: What’s changed in the past six games since you announced your retirement? Prior to that you were shooting below 30% and now you’re shooting almost 50%? Has there been just more relaxing, a more enjoyable tour for you?

KB: No, I don’t think so. I think it was a matter of my legs catching up and I think it’s a matter of my timing catching up too. I mean it’s very easy for us to kind of get caught up in the emotionality of it all and kind of forget to look at the tactics of it all. And what my body has been through for the last three seasons, I mean my body has been through a lot; physically, it’s been through a lot. Then on top of the fact it’s very easy to forget that I haven’t played because of it, right? So, the last three years I haven’t really had a chance to play that much in the NBA and so the timing is off, rhythm is off, things like that, so it was really just a matter of me being patient with myself, continuing to train, continuing to trust the training that I’ve done all summer and continue to do during the season and believe that eventually the timing will come back. I think really that’s what happened.

MG: Are you are coming to the Olympic Games in Rio and repeat what Magic Johnson did in ’92? If you would like to end your career playing alongside LeBron and Curry?

KB: I mean we’ll see. I mean it’s not something I’m absolutely pressing for but being part of the Olympics is such a beautiful experience. I grew up overseas. I grew up in Italy so to be able to see how basketball became such an international sport firsthand, it would be a beautiful thing personally to be able to finish my career on an international stage. But that being said, we’ll see how everything goes.

MG: Which place do you think you will occupy in NBA history after your retirement; Michael Jordan and Magic Johnson and everybody, what place do you think you will have in history? Behind them or next to them?

KB: You know, the way I look at it is I try to look at my legacy and how it impacts the future of the game. So I’m not looking at my legacy from the standpoint of where do I fit in with the greatest of all time; to me that’s a moot point and for me personally it’s much of a shallow argument. I think the most important thing and the most beautiful thing is how does your legacy impact the generation of players to come or the generation of players that are currently playing. If I feel like what I’ve done and what I’ve stood for for these 20 years has impacted the players today and the players tomorrow in a positive way in the way that they can then carry that legacy on themselves and impact the generation to follow, I think that’s much more significant than where I stand in history.

MG: You talked about growing up in Italy and being kind of a soccer fan. I wanted to get your take on the eight-year bans handed down to Platini and Sepp Blatter today. How much do you follow the game now and do you think this is – just the corruption thing going on is a big first step to maybe cleaning house and getting world football in a good place?

KB: Yes. Yes, I think that’s always a touchy thing, right, because you’re dealing with such big business. It’s impossible to monitor and manage everything every step of the way, so I think this is an important first step to clean up the sport. You know, we like to think in our society and in our culture with life being as tough and as brutal as it is sometimes that we can escape all of that stuff through the purity of sport, right? Sports is supposed to be an escapism for us all and when something like this happens, you know, it really damages kind of the emotional Shangri-La that you get from enjoying sport, right? So I think it’s the first step. I think there’s much more to do but I’m sure they’re on top of it and I’m sure the sport will be as pure as we once believed it to be.

MG: What was your teammates reaction when you dunked on Clint Capela. After all you’ve achieved in your career, what did you make of that? Secondly, what do the Lakers need to do to move on after Kobe Bryant?

KB: How they reacted is pretty much how I was feeling inside. I mean in the things that I’ve accomplished, you know, being able to drive and dunk like that after all that my body has been through was one of the special moments of my career. My body has been through a lot, man, so, you know, to be able to get to the basket and to elevate and finish like that for me was like a – it was personally gratifying. It was like it was a reward for all of the hours that I spend training and working and stretching and, you know, so it felt good to see that hard work pay off. So, I was – you know, I was very excited to see them excited. You know what I mean?

Then your follow-up question was about the Lakers and what they can do going forward. I mean what we do going forward is just make smart decisions, make smart choices. Build the team; that’s what we have to do. We have to build the championship caliber team. We have to get talent. We have to make smart decisions, smart trades, creative acquisitions, things of that nature. We just have to make smart choices.

MG: When you do look back on your career, the respect that you’ve got across the league, you’ve got a big game coming up in Boston and, you know, even though the fans have given you a fair bit of criticism over the years, I guess, there’s also that respect there. Are you looking forward to playing there?

KB: I am looking forward to playing there. That’s always been one of my favorite places to play. The fans are so knowledgeable about the game and there’s so much history in that city, so much history. They’re extremely conscious of that, as am I, and so it’s always been a special place to play. Playing them in two Finals, you know, as a kid I dreamed about having those moments countless times.  So to go there one last time and play and be in that city one more time is going to be a beautiful, beautiful moment.