Monday, February 3, 2020

The Best and the Worst of the Super Bowl LIV Commercials

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Okay, so where am I?

Let's just say that The Comeback Chiefs just scored three touchdowns in the final few minutes in Miami to earn their first Super Bowl win in 50 years. That ought to narrow it all down.

On Sunday, huge brands like Tide and Pepsi once again spent millions of dollars from their advertising budgets. As a matter of fact, advertising for the game sold out before the end of November at a price tag of $5.6 million for a 30-second commercial. The demand for Super Bowl ad was so strong this year that Fox added two-and-a-half minutes of commercial time to the telecast. And, if you have the cash, why not advertising in the biggest television event of the year? Look at these numbers:
The figure point to a 5.5% increase over the 2019 game, in spite of a 5% audience decline for last year’s It's important to note that live sports have held their own against the rising tide of video streaming that has divide viewers' collective attention away from traditional satellite and cable television. The result is the National Football League's enduring strength against other programming. Simply stated, it is more valuable than ever to advertisers.

To note, the $5.6 million cost for a 30-second spot to a colossal leap over the cost for the same amount of time for the the big game in 1967. In 1967, ads for the first-ever Super Bowl cost anywhere from $37,500  to $42,500, while 1995 marked the first year that the average cost crossed into the millions, when 30-second ads sold for $1.15 million.

So who scored and who fumbled this year?

WINNERS

Google
"Loretta"

If you didn't cry or pretend you weren't you might not actually be human.


Hyundai
"Smaht Pahk"

Making fun of Boston and New York accepts has become part of the of the lexicon pop culture. Boston natives John Krasinski, Chris Evans, and Rachel Dratch drive it home.


Dashlane
"Password Paradise"

Death on the River Styx is the perfect apt metaphor for those regular occurrences when you need to gain access to your online accounts. Shoot it just happened to me trying to get into my American Airlines frequent flyer portal...and the exact same questions were asked in the exact same order. Goodness gracious, on relatability scale, they were spot on (and quite humorous about it all too.)


Amazon
"What Did We Do Before Alexa?"

When Ellen DeGeneres asks Portia de Rossi “What did we do before Alexa?” I was a little dubious. But once the newsy makes his fake news joke, they had me.


Jeep 
“Groundhog Day”

An ode to the classic with a fresh spin...plus a superb ending.


LOSERS

Audi
"Audi Presents: Let It Go"

The Frozen ear worm “Let It Go” anthem doesn’t fit the message quite as well as Audi imagines it does. What a waste of Maisie Williams and 5.6 million dollars. Next time call the Media Guy, Audi. I can save you eight to ten million in production, royalty charges, and actor's fees.


Avocados from Mexico 
"The Avocados from Mexico Shopping Network"

Pool floats? Baby carriers? Luggage? All of these things can be purchased on the Avocados From Mexico Shopping Network? Do we even care where our avocados come from as long as they aren't $3.99 each? This one was a loser from the moment it was greenlit from the storyboards.


Tide
“Laundry Later”

Charlie Day is the freakout actor of his generation. Tide dropped at least $22 million on their four spots. I like the concepts, but it wasn't particularly Clio Award worthy.


Proctor & Gamble
"When We Come Together"

No shortage of star power here. After the clever spilled chili open, it was literally a mess to watch.

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