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Wednesday, March 29, 2017

The Infamous "Hockey Puck" Incident

First off, if you didn’t work with me in New York (yes, most of you are gone—yes, really gone), that headline will mean absolutely zippo to you. You'll have to read the book that I hope to finish by 2018.

Okay, so for now there's some grey area. Now onto the countdown, uh, story...

It is true...

...I once fired an official NHL hockey puck through a tempered glass window in a fit of work rage inspired by an editor of a trade magazine with bricks for brains. Those of you who do not appreciate the fine art displayed on ice nightly from October through May every year, might not comprehend that throwing a six-ounce vulcanized rubber disk, sized one-inch thick by three inches in diameter is no easy task. (Read about how hard it is from the nerds here.) I whipped it through the window hitting the smokers outside with shards of glass and a heavy dose of rage. I did it in one motion. This was one of those incidents you hear about where someone has a huge rush of adrenaline and lifts a Cadillac. This temporary strength came out of anger, and I’m usually not that angry a guy.

I am not naming the characters involved. My prerogative. Nor will I deny or confirm the many conjectures I know are coming. Sorry, but I'm taking the high road. In the book I'll probably name names (and there are some decent names in this mix).

I was an up-and-coming Media Guy still doing public relations, dialing for product placements and column inches. I was a moderate-sized agency working a train wreck of an account and capitalizing on my newfound success getting magazine covers for a computer with a 25 megabyte hard drive. Yeah, I know you have a phone with 64 gigabytes -- which is about 2600 times bigger than that dinosaur -- but back in the late eighties that was big news. Yet I digress...

Sometimes pucks hit nothing. Photo by Darryl Dyck/The Canadian Press.
I was expecting a big product review to be dropping to further solidify my expected key to the executive washroom. (Yeah, back in the late eighties that was still a thing.) Imagine my surprise, when after holding for a full hour to verify facts, the writer of the big review decided that my client would not be in the review. You can also imagine the fever that built from there. Had this happened today I would have mentally blown an arctic breeze up my sphincter and cooled down. But I was younger and more inexperienced. (This is why you hire seasoned pros to run your advertising and marketing departments. Respond, don't react.)

So I just seethed. This writer was know for taking gifts, cash, and girls for the right feature, but I was playing it straight. Taking my client out? Well, for me, that was the final straw. I slammed the phone down nearly breaking it. Not getting the reaction I desired from from mini-fit, I hurled the puck towards the window.

Seeing and hearing the glass shatter felt great, by the way. At the time I was doing it I had no idea this was a feat of Herculean strength. I might as well have been firing my Nerf basketball at the trashcan in the the corner of my office as I usually did. Even after I did it (and the faces of my colleagues revealed true horror) it didn’t seem like any big deal.

My department manager wisely decided that I should have the afternoon off. I was not clearly going to be of much help that day. He equipped my with a bottle of Jim Beam and sent me back to corporate housing for the night.

The next day I returned to the office, creeping around corners, hoping not to be noticed. Before I reached my boarded up office, the agency's managing director called me in and the conversation when something like this:

MY BOSS'S BOSS [pouring himself a 9:05 A.M. cocktail]: I was looking for you yesterday because I heard what happened.

ME [gulping with obvious forehead perspiration]: It was unfortunate...

MY BOSS'S BOSS [interrupting]: ...you know, I've been thinking...yesterday will be your last day in that department.

ME: [more sweating]

MY BOSS'S BOSS: We need passionate PR people like you here. Most of the staff on that floor would take the failure and move on with their day. Not you! You care! You cared enough to let the entire agency feel your rage. Your rage of failure. [hands me the 9:05 A.M. cocktail] I see big things for you. Cheers!

The culprit.
And with that cheers, I was promoted to Sr. Public Relations Manager above my old boss, reported to my new boss, i.e., my boss's boss.

I should mention that a few weeks later I was out with my new boss on a daily basis at client luncheons drinking my liquid meals, three vodkas at a time in a ritual that demanded a strong liver and a gift of the gab. I had both. I lasted three years before going to Australia to work at the National Gallery...

More to come in the book.
Save up.
Buy it in 2018, or 2019, or 2020.

Final thought: Throwing that rubber disk is not something I’m particularly proud of (which is why I rarely bring it up). And even though it’s easy to get very emotionally attached to a project, issues should not be cause for losing your mind. It's much easier to say now when I am pushing fifty. Back then, I had a mean slapshot.

And now for my next trick…
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Ticketmaster has eight better ways for me to have used my hockey puck at the office:

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Saturday, March 25, 2017

Work Supervillains

Logan adds a new sidekick in the R-rated flick.
Okay, so where am I?

It's a Saturday, so I wrapped some serious wee hours of the morning re-writes of my Japanese television show and powered through the day so I could see Logan in the theaters before the super hero flick gets reduced to one of those 50 seaters and exits to some streaming service and soon-to-be-defunct DVDs.

Logan is a big deal as the only compelling X-Men character that warrants a standalone movie. This one promised us moviegoers our last chance to see Wolverine with Hugh Jackman as the frontman he he first brought to the silver screen nearly 20 years ago in the first X-Men movie.

Even if it was just a brief cameo, Jackman has played the character in each of the franchise’s installments. For super hero aficionados, Jackman's presence provided a point of consistency in a series of movies that’s jumped through time and offered often conflicting takes on continuity. Of course, who doesn't want to be some kind of icon at work? Jackman is such an icon and that speaks to his incredible turn in the role and has been possible because the character basically doesn’t age, meaning he can look more or less the same in a story taking place in 1776, 1945 or 2029.

The twist here is the R-rating. Logan, like last year’s Deadpool, is pretty violent. Violent enough to earn itself an R-rating. For those paying attention, Deadpool had a decent amount of sexual content and the related language that helped get the R. These two films are the only exceptions to the PG-13 rule that has dominated movies from both Marvel Studios and DC Entertainment/Warner Bros. In the past, the only comic-based movies that have delved into R-rated territory have been the Blade series starring Wesley Snipes, Lionsgate’s two Punisher films and adaptations of indie books like Barb Wire, Spawn, Kick-Ass and a few others that didn’t need to get the the kids into the theater along with the older crowd.

According to a recent survey from online movie ticket seller Fandango, audiences are anxious for more hard-core superhero movies. The survey reports the 71 per cent of respondents want more R-rated comic book movies, while 86 per cent were specifically anxious to see a more violent Logan this time around.

All of this is working to the tune of $537,138,242 worldwide at the box office as of March 24th. That is quite a nice final bow for Wolverine.

Speaking of super heroes, each one needs a supervillain. And even though you might not be a super hero yourself, you probably have a burgeoning antagonist at work. You night not need to look too far...maybe in the office next you.

Created by TaskWorld, you may find characters like ‘The Joker’ familiar, a term that describes colleagues or superiors that loves to watch you suffer by setting you up with impossible tasks on a tight deadline.

Can you identify these Supervillains in your own workplace? Beware of these supervillains that may take advantage of you, and wear you out with their evil antics.

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Friday, March 24, 2017

Statue Unveilings

Okay, so where am I?

According to those who care about me (yeah, yeah, oxymoron) I spend an inordinate amount of time at Staples Center from October to May each year. I mean, who wouldn't? Kings, Lakers, concerts. There's also the Clippers, but no one cares.

Today I'm back at Staples Center—media pass in hand—to cover the unveiling of former Lakers superstar Shaquille O'Neal. If you're not a basketball fan, you still might know him as the player with the most noms de plume in the history of sports:

-The Big Aristotle
-Diesel
-Shaq Daddy
-Wilt Chamberneezy
-Big Shaqtus
-Superman
-Big Shamrock

Statue unveiling are seldom worthy of a blog column or covering other to see stars are breathe the same air they breathe. I've covered some of the Hollywood Walk of Fame Ceremonies...Jennifer Aniston, Katy Perry, Kate Winslet, LL Cool J, Jeff Lynne, and more...but I always dream of a ceremony like the time Clubber Lang mocked Rocky Balboa in Rocky III. Lang was desperate to get Rocky into the ring and started insulting Adrian:

Hey, woman! Hey, woman. Listen here.
Since your old man ain't got no heart, maybe you wanna see a real man?
I bet you stay up every night dreaming you had a real man, huh?
Bring your pretty little self over to my apartment and I'll show you a real man.


Then it was on. Well, kind of. *-See the clip below to see how to call out someone at a press conference or a statue unveiling. Yet, I digress...

Shaquille O'Neal with his new statue.
Shaq (also a nickname) became the latest Lakers legend to be honored in sculpture form at the Staples Center. Fellow Lakers legends Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, Phil Jackson, Jerry West, and Kobe Bryant joined the fun at an unveiling ceremony, during which the imposing 1,000 pound statue was formally revealed.

This isn't any statue, it's possible the greatest statue in the history of sports tributes.

The mammoth sculpture depicts O’Neal pulling down a basketball rim as a freshly-dunked ball drops through through the rippling net. At almost nine feet tall, the statue is just a bit larger than Shaq himself. It's only fitting that Shaq be honored in bronze. Lakers president Jeanie Buss pointed out that O’Neal broke ground for Staples Center in 1998 and was the leader of a team that brought the venue's its first three titles.

This is the eighth statue honoring a Los Angeles sports icon to be unveiled at the Staples Center’s Star Plaza—though O’Neal is one of the few to have actually played in the building.

Shaq Ceremony Highlights:


* - Clubber Lang provokes Rocky Balboa at his own statue ceremony:


Staples Center Statue Ceremonies:

Luc Robitaille / Los Angeles Kings
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar / Los Angeles Lakers
Oscar De La Hoya
Jerry West / Los Angeles Lakers
Sorry...didn't cover this one...Wayne Gretzky / / Los Angeles Kings
Marge Hearn with her late husband's statue...Chick Hearn / Los Angeles Lakers 
Magic Johnson / Los Angeles Lakers
Sorry, didn't cover this one either...Los Angeles Kings 50th Anniversary

Sunday, March 19, 2017

Sky Zoos: Turkeys and Doggies and Pigs, Oh My!

Before we get into the AD OF THE WEEK/MONTH/WHATEVER, I want to note my quick disclaimer: I like dogs and animals. As a former pro bono contributor to the Greater Los Angeles Zoo Association (GLAZA) and a former dog and cat owner for thirty years, I like our domesticated four-legged creatures. But enough is enough...

Jean Dujardin and Uggie the dog. credit: Richard Harbaugh / ©A.M.P.A.S.
Your dog belongs in a handful of places:

-Your home
-In your yard, on a leash
-At the vet getting a check-up, and
-At a designated dog park

Your dog should not be:

-At a restaurant
-Walking down the aisle of a supermarket
-At your feet while sipping your cup of joe at a Starbucks, or
-On an airplane
-The office
-At the Academy Awards. "Who would do that?" you ask. In 2012, when Jean Dujardin, winner of the Oscar® for Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role for his role in The Artist brought Uggie the dog I rolled my eyes. Okay, so Uggie logged some serious screen time in the Academy Award winning film, but did he need a handler following him around the red carpet and backstage with a plastic bag in case of accidents? I think not. Most in attendance that day agreed with me, but no one would dare say it to someone with a microphone.

Pets can poop on the fly at Chicago O’Hare International Airport.
In the new America where everyone is hypersensitive to racism, misogyny and equality, I find it funny that we seem to worry more about animal rights than our fellow neighbor when given the opportunity. The overt bullying towards the offending party that complains about an animal on a plane is growing. Take the seven-year-old boy who was in tears as passengers applauded as he was removed from the plane because of allergies. Yeah, stay classy Washington.

There's a raging controversy that is gathering steam. And why not? Turkeys horses, pigs and more in the friendly skies?

When will it end?

A service pig? Really...?
Well, it just might not.

The law allowing service animals in public under the Americans With Disabilities Act is being openly mocked by pet owners improperly passing their animals off into the service category. As most of us are aware the law was put into place so the blind could be guided by dogs and them loosened up so people with stress disorders could have the companionship of their comfort dogs.

How many of us are buying that a 35-year-old can’t be without his or her pet and insists on flying it all over the country or putting it into a shopping cart so it can go into your local Krogers? You can call Bob, your pet turkey, a service animal and there's nothing anyone can do about it. They don't even need a leash and for the informed, a turkey without a leash can be quite dangerous.

He's working...!
I don't want to put my black heart on display, but if life is such a high wire act that you can't go out without the comforting re-assurance of your poochie who surely defecates in public and licks up his own vomit, you might want to consider staying home altogether.

Most us us understand that most service animals are (wink, wink) not really anything close to that. They are simply for people who are so self-centered that they just feel it is their right to have their animal of choice with them 24/7.

Sheesh!

I love that you love your animals, but understand that the rest of us don't love your animals, especially when it's cleaning its nether-regions while I'm trying to enjoy my $5 Nescafé espresso with milk.

Back to the Americans With Disabilities Act a minute...The intent of the law was to help free barriers to the disabled – not the lazy or egomaniac. Accommodating real needs should be expressly met. Trumped up ones should be told to take a hike (of course with the aid of their pet).

I know that no one cares, but how would you like to the by the woman in the middle seat next to one of three dogs on a flight. She had to move. Did anyone volunteer to help? No. The few that were asked just floated stares in the direction of the asthmatic woman who actually could have died from an in-flight allergic reaction.

What next? Service cockroaches? Sounds funny, sure, but it's a slippery slope what is allowed today and what will be eventually allowed later.


AD OF THE WEEK/MONTH/WHATEVER
Here’s Cal Worthington and his dog Spot!
circa 1981

Anyone who grew up in Southern California in the 1970s undoubtedly remembers the television commercials featuring consummate car salesman/entertainer Cal Worthington and his menagerie of sidekicks who were anything but dogs. Dressed in western wear and cowboy hat, Cal paraded around his car lots leading wild or exotic animals around on leashes – or riding them – lions, tigers, elephants, whales – often against a backdrop of circus tents or wagons. A catchy song with several verses – and versions – cemented the master showman’s place in car circus history.




Monday, March 13, 2017

Don Draper is a Demigod

Only Don Draper could write $1,000,000 checks AND have his ads run 50 years later.
Today I ask myself this definitive questions: Is is bad to be jealous of a fictional character?

Strolling through New York City—49th and 7th to be exact—revealed that Don Draper's "Pass the Heinz" ads are running a full fifty television years later. Yes, when Mad Men's Draper pitched an ad campaign, clients typically ate it up and then greenlit the campaigns. In the Heinz pitch, navigates through a “Got Milk?”-like set of creatives to create a craving for a product through its absence. This concept wouldn't gather steam until the 80s. On the show the “Pass the Heinz” campaign did not impress the Ketchup Brass and they ultimately pass.

"Pass the Heinz" billboard at 49th and 7th
Fast forward fifty in years in TV times) or four years here in real Earth time...and Don Draper wins again.

Personal issues aside, Draper is some kind of advertising Demigod. I know he couldn't keep a wife, be a decent father, or stay sober, but jeez, the guy knew advertising and how to push consumer's buttons. Plus, he made the equivalent of $300,000 and lived on the Upper East Side of Manhattan. What a life!

In a clever press release, Heinz says it “selected the ‘Pass the Heinz’ campaign after an agency review because it is clever, modern and doesn’t require paragraphs of copy to convey what Heinz brings to the table. Whether it’s fries without Heinz ketchup or hot dogs without Heinz mustard, this campaign perfectly captures the desire for great-tasting Heinz products with America’s favorite foods,” the (real) company said.

Partly a PR stunt, the ads are officially being credited to Heinz’s current agency, David Miami, and to Draper's fictional 1960s firm, Sterling Cooper Draper Pryce. (Draper and Mad Men creator Matthew Weiner, who approved the idea, are both listed in the credits.)

Below are the ads that are running in the New York Post and across the Heinz social media channels:




In the end, Draper took fifty years to get this campaign launched and as I watch his deft pitch, I'm reminded that I should be jealous. #DraperForever

Monday, February 27, 2017

Backstage at the Oscars: 2017

Okay, so where am I? 

It's the last Sunday in February which can only mean that I'm walking the Academy Red Carpet (which is actually a burgundy shade) of the Academy Awards®, snapping pictures with my new Canon 70D and trolling backstage looking for juicy quotes and pictures for this annual report.

Before I go much further, let it noted at my picks were correct to the tune of eight for nine. And, if Faye Dunaway and Warren Beatty had their way, I would have been nine for nine. Regardless that makes me 45 out of 53 in the last six years!

So, in case you missed it, La La Land joins the Hillary Clinton, the Cleveland Indians, Atlanta Falcons, and the Golden State Warriors in the list of sure winners who clutched defeat from the jaws of victory over the last year.

Without further droning on, here's my take on the happenings backstage at the 89th Academy Awards:

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW WITH:
Emma Stone, La La Land
Performance by an Actress in a Leading Role

Q. I just wonder how will you celebrate tonight and who will you call first after the show?

A. My mom for sure. And I'm going to go out with a bunch of my friends and dance and drink champagne. That's pretty much the only plan.

Leonardo DiCaprio and Emma Stone backstage at the 2017 Oscars.
Q. What does it mean to you as one of the ones who dreamed to have won this award for playing this role that mimics what so many people in this city go through to get to the point of where you are standing right now?

A. Well, it's I guess surreal is probably the only way to describe it.  It was ‑‑ I mean, to play this ‑‑ this woman, I knew this ‑‑ I've lived here for 13 years.  I moved when I was 15 to start auditioning, and I knew what it felt like to go on audition after audition. So I mean anything like this was pretty inconceivable in a ‑‑ you know, in a realistic context. So right now, it still feels ‑‑ I had a really creepy little moment backstage ‑‑ not to change the subject ‑‑ but I was just like looking down at it, like it was my newborn child. This is a statue of a naked man. Very creepy staring at it. So hopefully I will look at a newborn child differently. But I mean it's, yeah, it's incredibly surreal. I don't have the benefit of hindsight yet. Sorry if that's a terrible answer.  Turned it into a naked man story.

Q. How are you doing? You know it's a dream you have to get an Oscar. Did you ever dream like that? And what is the dream when they announce you as the Best Picture, La La Land, and it didn't win?

A. Okay.  So yes, of course.  I'm an actor.  I've always dreamt of this kind of thing, but again, not in a realistic context.  And for that, I fucking love Moonlight. God, I love Moonlight so much. I was so excited for Moonlight. And of course, you know, it was an amazing thing to hear La La Land.  I think we all would have loved to win Best Picture, but we are so excited for Moonlight. I think it's one of the best films of all time. So I was pretty beside myself. I also was holding my Best Actress in a Leading Role card that entire time. So, whatever story ‑‑ I don't mean to start stuff, but whatever story that was, I had that card. So I'm not sure what happened. And I really wanted to talk to you guys first. Congratulations Moonlight.  Hell, yeah.

Q. Could you just speak a little bit to what the atmosphere was like after that nightmare?  I think the atmosphere in here was crazy.

A. I think everyone's in a state of confusion still.  Excitement, but confusion. So there's no real ‑‑ I don't really have a gauge of the atmosphere quite yet. I need to, you know, check in.  But I think everyone is just so excited, so excited for Moonlight. It's such an incredible film.

Q. How much does an Oscar cost in terms of sacrifice and discipline?

A. Oh, my God. Is that measurable? I don't ‑‑ I don't know. I guess it depends on the Oscar. For ‑‑ in my life, I have been beyond lucky with the people around me, with the friends and family that I have and the people that have lifted me up throughout my life. So in terms of sacrifice, those people are all sitting back in a room right now and I get to go celebrate with them, and it's felt like the most joyous thing. So, I mean, being a creative person does not feel like a ‑‑ like a sacrifice to me.  It's the great joy of my life. And so, I mean, I don't know if that's a, you know, a good answer to that question, but I've been very lucky in terms of that.

Q. I'm just wondering as a performer, as someone who's been in Hollywood, you've experienced many things before. Are you able to give us sort of a word picture of what it was like?  I timed it by the way, two minutes and 30 seconds La La Land was Best Picture of the year. What was it like on stage when you first thought you won, you didn't win? I know you are taking it in good stride and everything.

A. Again, I don't know if this is a measurable question? Is that the craziest Oscar moment of all time? Cool. We made history tonight. Craziest moment. And again, I mean, I don't ‑‑ I don't even know what to say. I think I'm still on such a buzzy train backstage that I was, you know, on another planet already. So this has all just felt like another planet.  But again, God I love Moonlight. I'm so excited. So, it's, you know ‑‑ I think it's an incredible outcome, but very ‑‑ a very strange happening for Oscar history.

Q. My question is do you feel like owing Emma Watson a drink or dinner to thank her for turning down the role?

A. Oh, my God, you know what?  She's doing great. She's the coolest. She's Belle. I mean I think it's all ‑‑ right? It's all good. I think she's amazing.

Q. Being on the top of the world right now, what does it humble you?

A. Well, you know, we had a nice little jarry moment that's just, you know, it's very ‑‑ it feels like real life. But everything kind of feels like real life.  Like this is an incredible, incredible honor. And you know, and in many ways game changing for me, personally, but it's also just still me. And again, back to the people that I love, nothing changes when I go home.  Nothing is going to change at all. So I don't know that there's a humbling moment. It's just already like feels ridiculous.  In the best way.

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW WITH:
Casey Affleck, Manchester by the Sea
Performance by an Actor in a Leading Role


credit: Mike Baker / ©A.M.P.A.S.
Q. Congratulations on your win tonight.  I'm really curious. What did you like about making this in Boston and, Casey, you returning there to make this film there?

A. Well, I like to work there because I know it so well and it still feels like home, so that's sort of a bonus of getting to work on a movie that is in Boston. There's also a certain familiarity that helps the work, I think. But, you know, Kenny [Kenneth Lonergan] writes with such incredible authenticity and specificity that it really was on the page, the whole feel of the place and the characters and everything. So I could have been from anywhere else and I think I would have got it.

Q. You said something along the lines of you wished you had something meaningful to say. You said something fairly meaningful yesterday at the Independent Spirit Awards, but we were led to believe that this was going to be a very political Oscars, but it didn't quite turn out that way. So why do you think that was?

A. Why was it that there weren't that many people who made remarks that were political? I think there were quite a few people who made some ‑‑ said some things that were sort of about their current global political situation and they're also about ‑‑ you know, but were from a point of view of artists and they spoke about the importance of arts and so forth. I don't know why
more people didn't. It doesn't entirely seem like an inappropriate place given the state of things. It seems like this is just as fine a platform as any to make some remarks so long they are respectful and positive. Personally, I didn't say anything because my head was completely blank, the shock of winning the award and the terror of having a microphone in front of you and all of those faces staring at you. So if I said I wish I had something meaningful to say, that was my inside voice coming out. I wasn't even aware that I actually said that out loud. I didn't thank my children, which is something that I'll probably never ever live down. About three seconds after I made it backstage, my phone rang and my son said, "You didn't even mention us."  And my heart just sank. So, you know, that probably would have been the most meaningful thing I could have said and I failed.

Q. During your speech they took a shot of your brother, Ben, in the front and it looked like he was having tears in his eyes and started to tear up so I was wondering what it was like accepting the award in front of him and sort of a group of your loved ones, just the group right there?

A. It was very moving, and I include Kenny in that group of loved ones. And, obviously, my brother, to have him there, yeah, it was a nice moment. I wasn't sure if he was just ‑‑ I saw those tears and I thought maybe I'm just not making a good speech and he was really disappointed. But I think he was probably touched, and I think that we are ‑‑ I mean, not to brag or anything, but I think we're the only two brothers to win Academy Awards, ever.

Q. From almost the first major showing of this film, you were predicted to win this award, and I'm sure that that whole ride has been kind of crazy.  But how has it changed your expectation for what you could do as an artist?  How has it fed your future thoughts for where you're going?

A. It's only just reinforced the idea that I had going into it which was if you want to have a good performance or do good work, really, then you'd better work with good directors and good material because, let's face it, that's really what a good performance is, 90 percent of it. And this man is the best.

Q. We really enjoyed that brotherly moment between you and Ben, the great hug. What did he say to you before you took the stage or did he give you any advice before coming into this evening?

A. No, he didn't. He didn't actually say anything. He just hugged me. A lot of people have been giving me some grief for not thanking him in the past, but in a friendly way. He may have said "Have fun" or something.  It was really insightful, it was, "Be yourself." You know, what is there really to say? I think that he has given me ‑‑ I've learned a lot from him because he's been through a lot in this business and ups and downs and been under‑appreciated and, I don't know, and then it's been proven how great he is. So I definitely have had ‑‑ it's been an advantage to be able to watch someone you love and you know so well go try to navigate the very tricky, rocky, sometimes hateful waters of being famous. And so I have learned a lot from him. But in that moment, I don't think he said anything at all.

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW WITH:
Mahershala Ali, Moonlight
Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role

credit: Michael Yada / ©A.M.P.A.S.
Q. Good evening. Over here. Congratulations.  Wow.  I guess we should have known that Moonlight was going to be the Best Picture when you walked away with the first Oscar of the evening. That was a good sign. You are the first Muslim actor to win an Oscar. This says a lot at this particular time in our history.  Could you speak to that, please?

A. Well, regardless of one's theology or however you see life or relate to worshipping God, as an artist my job is the same and it's to tell the truth, and try to connect with these characters and these people as honestly and as deeply as possible.  And so one's spiritual practice I don't ‑‑ I don't necessarily feel like it's as relevant unless it gives you a way into having more empathy for these people that you have to advocate for. So, but I'm ‑‑ I'm proud to own that. And I embrace that, you know.  But, again, I'm just an artist who feels blessed to have had the opportunities that I have had and try to do the most with every opportunity that's come my way.

Q. The material is so personal to Tarell and Barry. How much pressure did you feel to get it right?

A. I think I always want to walk away from any project feeling like the writer, director was pleased with what I had to offer. And considering the personal nature of this project, I think that there was a heightened sense of ‑‑ there was a need that felt a little heightened to me to ‑‑ to get it truthful where they could walk away and feel ‑‑ feel like I really contributed to their film and didn't screw it up considering that, you know, I was playing someone who had a ‑‑ who played a ‑‑ who had an extraordinary impact on Tarell's life, and I'm actually glad I didn't know till later more the details of that ‑‑ of Blue or Juan's contribution to Tarell's life, but it did.  It added a layer of pressure.

Q. First off, kind of what went through your head when you read the script to begin with because it was such a beautiful film? And, two, I obviously have to ask you about the Best Picture and kind of what went through your head hearing La La Land and then hearing Moonlight after all?

A. Well, I sincerely say that when I read the script, look, I don't get to read everything, because there's things that I'm just not remotely right for, you know.  Ryan Gosling and I read different scripts.  It's just what it is, right? But in terms of the ‑‑ as far as the scripts that I've read in my 17 years of doing it professionally, Moonlight was the best thing that I've ‑‑ that has ever come across my desk. And that character for the time that he's ‑‑ that he was on the page really spoke to my heart, and I felt like I could ‑‑ I could hear him, I could sort of envision his presence, and I could ‑‑ I really had a ‑‑ I had a real sense of who that person was, enough to start the journey. And I really wanted to be a part of that project, and I'm just so fortunate that it ‑‑ that Idris and David Oyelowo left me a job. You know, very, very kind of them.  So yeah, and then the second part of your question, you know, Moonlight ‑‑ excuse me, La La Land has done so well and it's resonated with so many people, especially in this time when people need a sense of buoyancy in their life and need some hope and light. So that film has really impacted people sort of in that ‑‑ in a different ‑‑ in a very different way than Moonlight. And so when they ‑‑ when they ‑‑ when their name was read, I wasn't surprised. And I am really happy for them. It's a group of some extraordinary people in front of the camera and behind the camera.  So I was really happy for them. And then when I did see security or people coming out on stage and their moment was being disrupted in some way, I got really worried.  nd then when they said, you know, Moonlight was ‑‑ Jordan Horowitz said, Moonlight, you guys have won, it just threw me a bit because ‑‑ it threw me more than a bit, but, you know, I just didn't ‑‑ I didn't want to go up there and take anything from somebody, you know, and it's very hard to feel joy in a moment like that, you know. But because somebody else just in front of them.  So, but I feel very fortunate to ‑‑ for all of us to have walked away with the Best Picture award. It's pretty remarkable.

Q. And as home base for House of Cards, I have to ask you, what do you think your former boss, Frank Underwood, would have to say about your win tonight and about the way the whole thing ended this evening?

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A. "Bah humbug."  No. Kevin, he's been really supportive. I think it's a film that ‑‑ that he really loved, and he's told me. So, and they've been ‑‑ House of Cards is the reason I'm here, you know.  I've been working to that point 12 years, very steady employment for the most part, and then was finally able to be on something that ‑‑ that really resonated with people in a way that honestly was a real shift in ‑‑ in the culture.  House of Cards was the first binge‑watched show that was ever binge watched, and so to be a part of that and that being something that feels really authentic for our culture and a real option in how we view and absorb and embrace content, that was that show. And so that's the reason I've been able to put certain things together and even have this moment because of the ‑‑ the four years I spent on House of Cards.

Q. Congratulations. I want to say congratulations. Remy Danton in House of Cards, Cottonmouth, Luke Cage, and now Moonlight, you seem to have very eclectic taste when it comes to picking your roles. Do you ‑‑ are you working on a project that you could share with us?  It will stay between you and us.

A. Well, there's a project called Alita: Battle Angel that Robert Rodriguez is directing and James Cameron did in Austin. And I'm really excited about that.  I actually play two parts in that film. So ‑‑ so that ‑‑ that was a blast, and I literally wrapped that maybe two weeks ago. But then after that, I'm going to start something in a couple of months, you know, and just honestly excited to read scripts and to have meetings and hopefully work with some more extraordinarily talented people like Barry Jenkins and Tarell Alvin McCraney, and this wonderful cast and crew of Moonlight and Hidden Figures, you know. So I just feel very, very blessed to have had this award season and this experience.

Q. So then, therefore, what is next for you? And also, who are some of your role models that you have idolized and you have patterned yourself after?

A. Okay. You don't play. You ask those heavy questions. So as far as what's next, I think I'm going to try this way. I'm going to just look for material that I am inspired by and that I respond to and just try to do my best work, you know, and keep it about the work, working with great directors and writers and other extraordinary talented actors, because, you know, you want to be around people who are better than you and who can lift you up where you have raise your game.  And I want to be inspired and just improve and do work that makes me uncomfortable, that scares me because anytime you get into the unknown, you get into that fearful space, that's when you're in new territory and you have the greatest opportunity to grow and improve as a talent or as an actor, an artist, and as a human being.  So I don't really ‑‑ it's very difficult to separate them for me, you know? So that's how I would like to approach moving forward.  And I think you asked me about who inspired me?  Well, look, you know, we could talk about it till I'm some version of blue in the face, but the diversity topic, it's very real in that when I was growing up ‑‑ I'm 43 years old, I was born in 1974, and there weren't a lot of people on TV, you know, and there weren't a lot of films. It was a big deal when ‑‑ when Billy Dee Williams was in Star Wars, like that was a big deal in my house and in my family, and it was somebody who was in the story that I could kind of attach to and say, Oh, wow, we're present as well.  But for me, that person has always been Denzel Washington because, one, he's just so damn talented; but, then, two, to see someone who comes from your tribe, so to speak, play at the level of all the other great ones and do it so well and be able to have ‑‑ articulate his voice and his talent in a way that was on par with the very best and he looks like you, too. You know what I mean, in that like, wow, there's somebody who could be an uncle of mine. Like, those are things that ‑‑ that play in your mind as you ‑‑ as you move forward, you know. And also what I love about Denzel is not that he's a great black actor, he's a great actor. And I've never ‑‑ I've never looked at myself as a black actor. I'm an actor who happens to be African American, but I just want an opportunity to respond to material and bring whatever ‑‑ whatever I bring to it in some unique fashion, and that's it. But basically short story long, Denzel.

BACKSTAGE INTERVIEW WITH:
Viola Davis, Fences
Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role

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Q. You talked about how much your parents have supported you, and I'm just curious if there's anything that they said to you when you were growing up that you kept with you and that you pass onto others.

A. That they loved me.  And my mom always said, "I knew the difference between an accountant and an actor," but she was always okay with it.  You know, someone told me years ago, they said, "You have the best parents."  I said, "I do?" And they said, "Yeah, because they're okay with just letting you fly. They're not stage parents." And I think that's the biggest gift my parents gave to me is to kind of allow me to live my own life. They weren't living their dreams through me. So, yeah.

Q. How did playing Rose challenge you?

A. Everything about Rose challenged me. Rose just kind of seemingly just being sometimes at peace with being in the background was hard to play. Rose getting to a place of forgiveness was hard to play. I never hit it when I ‑‑ that last scene when I did 114 performances on stage, I didn't understand the last speech when she said, you know, "I gave up my life to make him bigger." I didn't get that.  But what Rose has taught me is a lot of what my mom has taught me: That my mom has lived a really hard life, but she still has an abundance of love. And that's the thing, you know.  That's the thing about life. You go through it, and you ‑‑ just terrible things happen to you, beautiful things happen to you, and then you try to just stand up every day, but that's not the point. The point is feeling all those things but still connecting to people, still being able to love people. And that was the best thing about playing Rose because I'm not there yet. Even at 51, sometimes I just kind of live in my anger.

Q. What would your TV alter ego Annalise Keating from How To Get Away With Murder might say about your Oscar win?

A. Oh, she would most definitely say, "I deserve this." And then she would have some vodka. And in that we are very similar.

Q. I've heard about you. I've heard about August Wilson. I've heard about your parents. I've heard about the everyman. I want to know what Viola Davis ‑‑ not the black woman, not the woman ‑‑ but Viola, what are you feeling right now? What is going through your head right now? What is your experience?

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A. It's easier to ask the alter ego. I feel good. You know, it's not my style to just kind of wake up and go, "Oh, I'm an Oscar winner. Oh, my gosh, let me go for a run."  You know. I'm good with it.  I'll have some mac and cheese, and I'll go back to washing my daughter's hair tomorrow night.  But this is the first time in my life that I've stepped back ‑‑ and I'm going to try not to cry now. All of a sudden.  Be cheesy.  And I can't believe my life. You know, I mean, my sister is here somewhere, and I grew up in poverty. You know, I grew up in apartments that were condemned and rat‑infested, and I just always sort of wanted to be somebody.  And I just wanted to be good at something. And so this is sort of like the miracle of God, of dreaming big and just hoping that it sticks and it lands, and it did. Who knew?  So I'm overwhelmed. Yeah.

Q. You said you wanted to be good at something.  You're absolutely fantastic at it.  You completely tore me apart with your performance, and I absolutely love the film. What I want to know is what moment was it during those performances on stage when you started back in 2010 that you and Denzel said, "Maybe we should make a film out of this. Maybe we could do that."

A. There was no moment, one moment on the stage. It's the whole, every moment on the stage. The thing that I love about August Wilson is that he let's people of color speak, and a lot of times I'm offered narratives where people will say a whole lot of things are happening in this scene, but it's just not on the page. There's no words. There's no journey.  There's no full realization of who we are. There's no boldness. There's no taking risks for being anything different. I love every moment of this film is about the beauty of just living and breathing and being human. And not didactic, not being a walking social message. They do that with us a lot, as people of color. Audiences love us when we represent something.  I just want to represent me, living, breathing, failing, getting up in the morning, dying, forgiveness. August was the inspiration. You know, and Denzel decided he was going to do the movie from the moment he was given the script. He just said, "Let me do the play first." So that's it.

Q. I'm very excited about your production company, JuVee Productions.  So tell me what you love about being a black woman.

A. Everything. I love my history. I love the fact I can go back and look at so many different stories of women that have gone before me who seemingly should not have survived, and they did.  And I love my skin. I love my voice. I love my history. Sometimes I don't love being the spokesperson all the time, but so be it. That's the way that goes, right? But at 51, I ‑‑ I'm ‑‑ I'm sort of loving me.

Q. What makes a great story?

A. What makes a great story? What makes a great story most definitely is fully realized characters, great writing, definitely, where you can ‑‑ where a character is introduced to you from the very beginning and they go on a journey that's unexpected, and then they arrive someplace completely different from where they started. What makes a great story is the element of surprise.  And what makes a great story absolutely is if it has a central event that helps people connect to a part of themselves.  And in that, Fences had it all.  Because that's what it's about, right? You want to connect when you go and ‑‑ I mean, sometimes you want to eat the buttered popcorn and the Milk Duds and the Sour Patch Kids. I do that a lot too, and Diet Coke. But more often you want to be shifted in some way in your thinking in your feeling about who you are in the world, you know. That's ‑‑ that would be a great story, yeah.

ACCEPTANCE SPEECH:
Damien Chazelle, La La Land
Directing

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Thank you so much. This is such an honor. I just want to first thank my fellow nominees. I was absolutely honored and floored to be in your company this year. So, Barry, Kenny, Mel, Denis—like, my eyes are searching, but I know you’re here somewhere. Just thank you for what incredible filmmakers you are and for inspiring me with your work every day. I want to thank the people who helped me make this movie. My crew, my team, everyone at Lionsgate for taking a chance on it. Ryan and Emma, for bringing it to life. John, for acting alongside them and now doing me very proud here on the stage. Thank you, John. And I want to thank Justin, who I’ve known since we were both 17, 18, I think. Justin, thank you for riding with me on this and carrying this dream forward and for never giving up. Thank you. I want to thank my family—my parents are in the crowd, my sister Anna—thank you for always believing in me. And finally, I want to thank Olivia, my love, sitting there. This was a movie about love, and I was lucky enough to fall in love while making it. And it means the world to me that you’re here sharing this with me. Thank you. Thank you so much.

NOTES ON THE SCORECARD:

Past Media Guy Oscars Backstage Columns: 2016 - 2015 - 2014 - 2013 - 2012

The Big Four -- Oscar-winners Ali, Stone, Davis, and Affleck pose backstage with their Oscar for Achievement in acting:

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Charlize Theron and those amazing earrings:


Sting almost smiled:


The happiest couple I saw -- Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux:


Note for the 90th Academy Awards: It's not over until the fat lady sings:


Finally, my favorites from the red carpet:

The calm before the storm...


Leslie Mann's flirting...


Tanna's co-directors and stars...


The effervescence of Moana's Auli'i Cravalho,...


At some point, I sneaked across the red carpet to the Oscars' step and repeat… What a rush… I feel like I robbed a bank!:


Terrance Howard steals a kiss from Kirsten Dunst...


The moment I had with Brie Larson...


Matt Damon, ready to take on Jimmy Kimmel...


The PDA from Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban...


The moment I had with Felicity Jones...


The wow-factor supplied by Taraji P. Hensen...


And my #1 favorite: Justin Timberlake...


With that, I'll see you next year on the red carpet with an update from my new agent -- because the current one didn't even pick up my call this year!