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Showing posts with label Japan. Show all posts

Saturday, July 13, 2019

The Inspiration of Mikey

When I was six and in first grade I used to walk myself home two miles alone, grab the key under the fifth brick from the back row of the orange box that sat on my Inglewood apartment porch, left myself in the house, lock the door behind me and turned on the babysitter known as the television.

In the seventies, the normal fare on my eight channels was reruns (it wasn't called syndication yet)—Bewitched, I Love Lucy, The Original Mickey Mouse Club, I Dream of Jeannie, The Brady Bunch—and it got to the point where I knew the dialog from every show cold. But I didn't watch to see what a moron Darrin Stephens or Major Nelson were or witness Lucille Ball's physical comedy. I watched for the commercials.

I jumped at every opportunity to see more commercials, study the messaging, learn more about the lighting and camera angles. Little did anyone know that the television was more than a mindless brain drain, but rather a series of seminars I built for myself in that empty apartment that would be the backbone of my future career.

My self-educated study of advertising was better than anything I learned at UCLA or any subsequent continuing education classes I still take. When we would visit my uncle, who was in the ad game, I would smuggle extra copies of Advertising Age and (later) Adweek from his office so I could learn even more about the business and the creative process, always looking to get to the next level. I distinctively remember being captivated by Madge, the Palmolive manicurist, who had a gift of the gab and forced her clients to soak their hands in dishwashing liquid while doing their nails.


That advertising was effective and I begged my mom and dad in separate households to buy Palmolive instead of the other Brand X. I had to negotiate for it, even committing to do the dishes at age seven. Did them I did and yes my hands remained soft and I never had "dishpan hands." And then, the commercial that stopped me in my tracks, aired one fateful afternoon.


It was a seminal moment for me. Maybe it was the perfect script or perhaps it was the freckle-faced kid with the same name as me. But whatever it was, I remember exact the time I watching this new spot in an awe-inspired trance in that Inglewood apartment. As an only child, I was captivated by the camaraderie at the breakfast table. As a kid of divorced parents, I was amazed there was time for breakfast debates, or that there was even a breakfast. I loved the announcer's manipulative script and authoritative tone directing parents to manipulate their households that something good for you was actually delicious. I must have watched that commercial 20-30 times that weekend, taking in the nuances of the edit, studying every aspect of it including writing down every word in my black notebook with fresh college-rule paper.

Seeing this spot opened my eyes to the fact that you have to find that amazing idea and drive it with a powerful narrative for anything to truly become special. From a production perspective, I appreciated the meticulously detailed cut and as an ardent viewer, I was convinced that this was one seamless take that built all the way through the debate, the first taste of cereal and climaxing with the "He likes it! Hey Mikey!" What kept me coming back for more was that the momentum didn't ease with the kids. The announcer played us all like puppets with his crafty delivery that drove you to the final framed shot of the cereal box. Brilliance in thirty seconds.

On Monday, I went to school and everyone ruined it. It seems my entire class had seen this commercial and convinced themselves I was the real Mikey. "He likes it! Hey Mikey!" echoed the hallways for a solid month. It was not was I was looking for in life at that time. I never did try Life Cereal but it was that experience that convinced me that it was me who had to craft the commercials. From the writing of the spot to the actual directing of them. It was a must and so I official began my journey.

As I aged and the innocence of the spot gave way to sexier ways to incite a surge of adrenaline that I could encapsulate into my own work became my calling card. Each spot I contrive takes a boutique agency approach working closely with clients to ensure I'm not just checking boxes and running through the motions, but crafting something that will catch the attention of today's constantly changing audiences. Here's the latest series of "Long Man" commercials produced for Sakeru Gummys in Japan...


Who knew that all of this could grow from cereal and dishwashing soap commercials?

Thursday, April 6, 2017

Radio Ads: The Secret Formula

Okay, so where am I?

I'm on a conference call with the big bosses of Strong Zero based in Tokyo trying to get them to change the radio ad that I penned. Why should I campaign for change? Take a look at the television version they made:


This is definitely NOT what I had in mind when they said they would float me an extra $800 in royalties for the added exposure on TV...Ugh...

All of this got me thinking about what makes a great radio ad. I have written nearly 100 radio commercials over the years. Some were great. Some were smart. Some were shlock. Nearly all worked and the clients were happy.

Why were they good? Well, I use a few principles that guide good copy. Take a journey with me...

A barn.
Blue skies.
A horse running through the fields.

A great image just came to your mind reading those words, right? But what color was the barn – red? What color was the horse – brown, white, black, spotted? And while the horse was running through the fields under the blue skies, was it a winter day with snow on the ground or were there wild flowers growing. Whatever your answer was, it doesn’t matter. The image that came to mind was relevant to you and that is the power of radio commercials.

Therein lies the the secret formula: regardless of who you speak to and who works on creating radio ads, they all share the same thought – ads on radio always tell a story and, if done well, it’s memorable.

When working on radio ads, here are some quotes that can help you remember what makes great radio.

“Speak softly…” While that may be a portion of President Roosevelt’s memorable phrase, it can also apply as advice if you want to get the listener’s attention. You could yell, and that might get the listener to remember you – remember that they don’t like you.

“I get no respect.” Yes, that’s a famous Rodney Dangerfield line and when he said it, it made people laugh. Humor doesn’t always work, and in fact it is difficult to pull off so you have to do it right.

“You really like me!” Sally, who wouldn’t like you? And like Sally Field, making sure that listeners like your commercials means that they will remember the message you send.

“I have a dream.” Those were the words of Martin Luther King.  Those words drive a strong and emotional reaction today as they did back in 1963.  Radio ads should always prompt an emotion – whether it is sad, funny, happy, etc.
“Rome was not built in a day.” Writing great radio takes time, patience, and work. Sometimes things that look good on paper may not sound.

“Tried and true.” Just because it’s been used before doesn’t mean it works. Keep away from clichés.

“If you build it, they will come.” Putting together a script for a great radio ad is good but why stop there? Make it great by putting just as much work into producing it as you did creating it.  You can’t fake the sound of someone running when creating a sneaker commercial.  It’s not believable and they won’t buy the product.  Now, have someone really run while speaking.  It takes it to a whole new level.

What is the most powerful use of sound?  Silence.  Sometimes the most effective sound is no sound at all.  It causes the listener to “lean in” and really hear the message.  When it comes to radio creative, silence really can be golden.

AD OF THE WEEK/MONTH/WHATEVER
Radio will surpass newspapers in local ad revenue by 2021

Usually I bring you a clever new or TBT ad to spark nostalgia or your creative energy. But today, I couldn't resist telling you that radio is growing again! A new report from industry giant BIA/Kelsey foretells digital ad spending for local radio stations will increase with the fastest growing segment not being over the air, but rather on digital platforms.

BIA/Kelsey’s 2017 Investing in Radio report details that the 2016 digital advertising income of U.S. radio stations was up 14 percent. Online radio includes locally targeted online streaming advertising on services like Pandora as well as online properties of over-the-air stations.

The report found that by 2021, radio will surpass newspapers and become the fifth-largest media category among advertisers. Over-the-air income raked in the biggest piece of the pie at over $14 billion.


“In an age where consumers have many entertainment choices, local radio maintains its strength and popularity in the marketplace among national and local advertisers,” said Mark Fratrik, SVP and chief economist at BIA/Kelsey.

Direct mail remains the most lucrative segment of local ad spending. Radio revenue is expected to hit $14.9 billion this year, and by 2021, it will top $16 billion, according to the report.

The news-talk category wins the most improvement category with robust presidential campaign spending taking Washington DC's WTOP to the top spot with $67 million in revenues. $67 million? Who know that local radio could generate like this?

Monday, August 15, 2016

The Table Read

"Paint the wall red and I'll see if I like it..." 
So starts the long journey of getting the Media Guy Struggles green lit as a pilot or even a bona fide television show.


Okay, so where am I?

The table reading is kind of like painting the wall red and seeing if the powers to be like it. The actors and actresses have to put on a fabulous show for my would-be Japanese producers. The producers were so enthusiastic about the prospects of a Media Guy Struggles television show that they financed a day-long event with out-of-work actors looking for pocket change and a shot to add a pilot to their IMDB profiles.

So what's the Media Guy Struggles about, you ask? What was the tasty pitch that whetted the appetite of Far East producersenough to put together a full cast to hear a table read?

(Hmmmmmm...I hesitate to put this online for anyone to take as muse, but since it's registered with the Writer's Guild of America (WGA Registration Number: 1489628), I feel safe that there is a measure of recourse to force intellectual thieves to put me on a show as an Executive Producer at the very least.)


Well...
The Media Guy Struggles can best be described as Mad Men meets The Office with a touch of Ballers mixed in. Being the Media Guy isn’t easy for (loosely) fictional Alex Logan, aged 42, Vice President of Media (aka The Media Guy) at the (loosely) fictional Larger Than Life advertising agency. As the Media Guy struggles to balance office politics and the new conflicts of social media vs. traditional media, he’s haunted that after 25 years of traveling the globe as a premium ad man, the landscape is changing. 
With a skeptical eye and a 10,000-foot perspective on the world, Logan believes he has all of the answers for all things media and advertising related—and he usually does with the help of his faithful associates and his best friend. With the respect of the office and their off-beat client base, what could possibly go sideways for the Media Guy? Things get nervous, and hilarious, when hits the road in this unfiltered, self-analyzing look at advertising along with the media and the madcap workforce that drives it. 
With three degrees, 20 years on the job and witty personality, the Media Guy has life at the agency wired. That is until life’s minutiae gets in the way. Things like Arrogant Bob from accounting’s per diem denial, the dreaded networking event, running into old crushes, contemplating new secret identities, channeling Jane Goodall's Tanzanian monkeys, the battle to compartmentalize life’s segments, the socialistic traumas of the group brainstorming session…and above all his search for great stories to tell.
The scene than got the biggest boost went something like this:

INT. LARGER THAN LIFE – RECEPTION
The curvaceous MORGAN sachets down the hallway, leading clients to their respective account executives. Along the way, MIYA can be seen wiggling into a designer dress flaunting her obvious assets in the wardrobe room and the MEDIA GUY is polishing a flamethrower in his adjacent office.

MEDIA GUY
With Peter’s retirement looming, we have to get
him something special. Something that a VP ready
to ascend to his well-deserved throne would give
the outgoing monarch.

ALLISON
You want me to think of something snappy to 
put on his card?

MEDIA GUY
No. I want to get him the one thing he doesn’t
have. I saw his eyes light up during Band of
Brothers, whenever the flamethrower made it’s
appearance. The gift will send him on his way in
the proverbial “Blaze of Glory”.

ALLISON
You’re nuts. Why a flamethrower? Who’d invent such
a thing?

MEDIA GUY
C’mon, Peter has all the latest gadgets. Can’t you
see him playing dress up in leisure years?

MIYA
(interrupting)
You know, flame throwing devices date back to the
Byzantine era. The modern version came from
Germany. It’s translated from the German word
Flammenwerfer and was invented by Richard Fiedler
at the turn of the 20th century. It projected a
jet of fire and enormous clouds of smoke twenty
yards long, the way Peter does when he’s upset.

MEDIA GUY
Miya, you may want to lay off the Wiki. You’re
starting to scare me. Your boyfriend must long to
say, “less Wiki, more licky.”


There were tears, laughter, and heated moments emitting from the words on my pilot script. At the conclusion of the table read there was a energetic applause from the seated cast. The applause seemed to come not from a place of "Yeah!" but "Wow, this Media Guy stuff might actually have some legs."

Now the hard part: the waiting game.

Here's to hoping for that green light, whether it be tomorrow, next week, or next year.

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Want to see what a table read is like? Watch the Family Guy table read from the "Jedi" episode:

Wednesday, July 6, 2016

The Dreaded Casting Call

Advertising is my life. That's well noted. Looking back on some of the big hits over the decades reveals how billions of dollars spent on ad time can perpetuate falsehoods and dig holes that even workers in FDR's New Deal jobs program couldn't fill:

-Fifty years ago ads for cigarettes were everywhere and endorsed by celebrities from sports to movies.

-Coca Cola, backed by the Soda Pop Board of America, once proclaim that our children's brains needed sugary drinks in their formative years to develop properly and fit in with society properly.

-Airlines used to position their women employees as a wonderful way for men to replace their wives on their travels (or even find a wife for that matter).

Now, well past my formative years in the ad game, I am beside myself about the sexist advertising that still exists. I can't say that I'm an innocent in the world of using the female form to sell product.

Check out these award-winning ice cream spots (yes, I am serious [!], I have shiny pieces of hardware touting my excellence in advertising for these gems...how misinformed was I?):

Lotte Ice Cream



Creme d'Or Ice Cream



Looking back, I can't say that I am proud, but I guess you can call me a reformed feminist because I don't do commercials like that anymore.

Hard to find, but a fantastic gossip read.
The feminist led me to paid more attention to the famous Hollywood casting call. Marilyn Monroe made the casting call famous. Monroe had resolved to sleep with anyone who could help her attain fame and fortune in Hollywood. According to countless biographies, friends of the iconic actress routinely note that she had "sex with anybody she thought might be able to advance her career."

Many others, male and female, have chosen to take this path, even today. However, women are still being subjected to the sexist rigors of the casting call and showrunners don't even seem to feel the need to hide it.

There's been some buzz about "Casting Call, The Project," which features real women—18 in all—reading real casting notices. Their reactions range from as little as raised eyebrows to exasperated sighs and obscenities.

Three friends created the project—Julie Asriyan, Laura Bray and Jenna Ciralli—summarized their work:
"In our quest to find and create work, we became all too familiar with reading character breakdowns posted on casting call notices via the numerous casting websites (some legitimate and reputable, others, not so much). Throughout this journey, we would often share with each other particularly ridiculous, hysterical and appalling casting call notices."
The project is working with over 300,000 Facebook views in its first 24 hours and it's closing in on 100,000 views on youtube:


Each casting call notes the classic stereotypes about gender, age, body type, and race with many conveying the deepest cuts into institutional segregation of the sexes:
  • "Loves being a woman, so she probably wears a push-up bra."
  • "Nerdy type of girl, nevertheless she has a boyfriend who loves her." 
  • "Her cleavage is her best feature."
  • "She's actually pretty, even with no makeup." 
My "favorites" are these lines:
  • "Lead actress needed for film about feminism. She is moderately attractive."
  • "Prefer an actor who is not thin. This is a great role for a feminist."
Seriously, who writes this stuff?!

Kudos to these real New York friends who creatively show that by taking ownership of the creative process, women can "bring about the roles we all want to see for female actors."

In other news...

...London mayor bans sexist ads...

Women react to 'body-shaming' Protein World ads.
...Advertising Agency Returns Cannes Bronze Lion for Sexist Scam Ad for Bayer...

Violating privacy of women wins awards, but doesn't pay well in public anymore.
and finally, A big brand promises less sexist advertising!




Wednesday, September 2, 2015

Nicki Minaj took my seat in business class, plus a visit with Flight Girl Daniela!

Okay, so where am I?


I'm down on the ground once again. And not a second too soon because flying coach is a special trip to hell. I have to tell you that years of flying business and first class has spoiled me to the point where I need my mimosa before taking off or the whole experience is a bust.

Guess who was the loudest a-hole on my flight?
My flight featured a guy who insisted on being overly loud and half-naked, a twentysomething reading the latest issue of Guns & Ammo (always refreshing in a post-9/11 apocalypse), a psychic in the back of the plane doing some seance with her entourage in the back of the plane, candy bar lunches, and (rumor has it) Nicki Minaj in my business class seat.

Apparently Ms. Minaj took a break from her various Twitter scorned earth campaigns to harass a couple of the first class flight attendants. The stories of her belittling behavior floated back to the cheap seats pretty fast with reports of her ordering vodka cranberries at warp speed and once the flight attendant delivered the drink, she would take a single sip and demand another. She wasn't alone, as her entire crew did the same thing until all of the mini bottles were gone.

Yeah, uh, you stay classy San Diego!

This story prompted a long overdue visit with one of my best buddies: Flight Girl Daniela. I know what you are thinking, "Flight Girl"?, why in the world would I call her that? You I know she's a flight attendant. However, sorry folks, Daniela doesn't take herself that seriously and actually makes passengers call her Flight Girl. For those of you who don't know, the two columns we teamed on (December 2012's "Flying the Friendly Skies" and April 2014's "Daniela::Deux") are still ranked in the top 10 Media Guy Struggles all-time reads, combining for 200,000+ page views.

We met at a Hollywood deli. She had the matzo ball soup and I had bagel chips with a side of well-done pickles. She arrived in uniform with perfect make-up and a pilot's hat she lifted from her last flight with the promise to return it at her leisure. I asked her about Nicki's action in first class and she said that's normal for a the divas. She reported that even the divas of yesteryear can be a nightmare when the drink orders come in.

"One of the legendary stories they always tell us is about Lucy (Lucille Ball). On flights, no one could not speak to her, even for drink orders -- you had to ask her assistant what Lucy wanted to drink. Another time, one of our sisters in flight accidentally dropped a glass of water on her and Lucy insisted it was okay, but when another glass was delivered, Lucy tossed the contents in her face and screeched, 'How do you like it now?'".

None of all of this bad behavior bothered the flight attendants (aka stewardesses, aka sexy stews) of the 1950s, 60s and 70s more than the way airlines used women and sex to sell air travel. There was even a secret public relations push to glorify the Mile High Club to make being in the air sexier that being on the ground.

"From objectifying women as maps to the promise of someone getting a wife out of their cross-country flight, airlines have long used women to sell tickets'" says Daniela.

With that, we spent lunch talking about fifteen of the most recognizable Triple S ("Sex Sells Seats") ads that appeared in the pages of some of the biggest magazines ever in print:
1. Finnair - Summer Routes Ad (1968). No need for a real map. Use the back of a curvy brunette. Once you get to Finland, you can plan your pleasure route.
2. United Airlines  - The former Miss Butterfingers Ad (1967): The ad reads "...two months ago, Sheri Woodruff couldn't even balance a cup of coffee. But she was friendly, intelligent, and attractive..." I am so glad she was at least attractive!
3. United Airlines - Old Maid ad (1967). They called her an old maid because she's been flying for almost three years! None of that matters because "...everyone gets warmth, friendliness and extra care. And someone may get a wife..." Wow, coffee, tea or a wife! Sheesh!
4. PSA Airlines - Famous Stewardesses Radio ad (1969). Imagine hearing this on the radio today: 
“Right now PSA, the airline that is famous for its stewardesses, is looking for girls. Yes..girls to fill a cute orange mini-uniform…girls who smile and mean it…girls who give other people a lift. Now if you’re single, 18 1/2 to 26 years old, 5 foot 1 to 5 foot 9, 105 to 135 pounds, have a high school diploma or better–come in for an interview at the Los Angeles International Airport stewardesses department Tuesday or Thursday. PSA is an Equal Opportunity Employer” 
Yeah, uh, equal opportunity except the age, sex, height, weight, and marital status parts!
5. United Airlines - The Glamorous Life ad (1966). How great is it that that evolved from the specs of the original stewardess?: "Registered nurse, not over 25 years of age, weighing 115 lbs. or less, not over five feet four inches tall." The consolation is at least they edited out "bride ready' in the final copy.
6. American Airlines - Beautiful Girls (1967). I mean thank the heavens for American Airlines because they couldn't possibly '...afford the sweet young thing who just stands there...' and we were so much better for it.
7. United Airlines - Come Back Soon ad (1966): Only on United...a special brand of work prostitution: "You went to sleep after dinner. Why not? You work hard. When the flight landed, the stewardess smiled goodbye like she really meant it. She does. She even straightened your boutonniere. You get this kind of 'extra care' every time you fly with us." What else do you get?
8. TWA - It’s A Man’s World ad (1953). The only airline ad we could find that didn't devalue women and refused to trade on a woman's body and racial profile as the core checklist in their advertising campaigns.
9. TWA - Foreign Accents ad (1968). It's a shame the TWA ads of the late 1960s couldn't mimic their predecessors from the 1950s. Really, how great would it be to select one of your four hostesses on TWA?: "...they come in four styles with hostesses to match: Italian (see toga), French (see gold mini), Olde English (see wench). And Manhattan penthouse (see hostess pajamas—after all all hostesses should look like this, right?)" Toga? Wench? This is about as low as it gets."

  10. British Overseas Airways Corporation - She's an Art in Herself ad (1965). She's a renaissance woman. She can do it all, just take their word for it: "Whether she's decorating a house, or cooking Moo Goo Gai Pen, the result is always beautiful. If Lancy's aboard your next BOAC flight to the Orient, watch every move closely. She's an art in herself."

11. Japan Airlines - How to Train and Airline Hostess (1959). This ad could also be called How to Train Your Future Foreign Wife...take a read: "A Japanese girl is taught from childhood the satisfaction of doing something for its own sake....You feel her real desire to please you, and only you. For she satisfies herself only as she succeeds in making you happy."
12. American Airlines - Conrad Hilton ad (1966). American somehow tried to justify that women are just products with this stellar copy: "Flying just isn't much of a thrill for Mr. Hilton anymore. He expects attention for his money."

13. Delta - One Girl ad (1967). The Me Decade was thirteen years ahead of us, but Delta still found a way to make it all about you: "Only one girl is important. The one on your flight. The one who serves you."

14. British Overseas Airways Corporation - all her Suki ad (1964). Isn't it great she is more thank just beautiful? After all, she "can serve you sake, sushi, and teriyaki steak with ancestral grace."

15. Air France - Beautiful French Hostess (1967). Hook 'em with the beautiful French hostess, devalue them in very next sentence of copy and then on with the sales pitch..."Beautiful French girls alone do not make Air France, Air France."


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EDITOR'S NOTE: 
Part 2:
Read part one of Daniela and Michael here.

Part 3:
Read part three of Daniela and Michael here.

Thursday, April 30, 2015

Godzilla and His Loose Connection to Azerbaijan: Me

Okay, so where am I?

There's no truth that I was able to secure a plum seat ringside for the Mayweather v. Pacquiao at the MGM this weekend in Las Vegas...yeah, uh, $4,000 for a ticket just to get in is a bit too much.

And, I may or may not be in Azerbaijan looking at a way to make them famous to accompany their riches and somehow wipe away a few of their abuses aimed as journalists and (gulp) media people. 

However, what I can tell you is that I saw Godzilla's head being unveiled in grand style as he was appointed special resident and tourism ambassador for Tokyo's Shinjuku ward. His giant, steaming skull towered 171 feet above ground level at the Toho offices, the studio behind the original 1954 film...only in Japan!

NOTES ON THE SCORECARD:
So while I waited for my meeting to meet with execs about my Media Guy Struggles television pilot and selling it into the Asian market (yes, a Media Guy can still dream...), I cobbled together my top five recent crumbs/stories about media, traveling and advertising.

5. STILL IN THE DARK
Creator David Chase Analyzes The Final Scene Of 'The Sopranos' Shot By Shot
Eight years after it aired, the finale of "The Sopranos" continues to be hotly debated. David Chase explains how he created the excruciating tension of the last scene. What he won't say is what happened at the end.


4. WHERE CAN A GUY GET A TOBLERONE?
The Rise And Fall Of The Hotel Mini-Bar

It’s 2 AM. You’ve just returned to your hotel room after a night carousing on the town. The corner stores have long-since closed, and you’ve been left tipsy, alone, and in need of an after-hours morsel. And then, like some culinary apparition, it beckons you from the corner of the room: the hotel mini-bar.

3. 500 YEARS OF THE NYC SKYLINE
In One Time-Lapse Elevator Ride
The elevators to the observatory atop 1 World Trade Center show an animated time lapse that recreates the development of New York City’s skyline, from the 1500s to today.

2. BEFORE THE BUZZ WAS FED
The Time A Newspaper Stared Down The Country's Largest Advertiser
A little-remembered incident helped establish the notion that news organizations could and should preserve their independence from advertisers.

1. AD OF THE WEEK/MONTH/WHATEVER
German Old Spice
Just when you think the Old Spice commercials featuring Expendables star Terry Crews couldn't get any more strange or intense, you read a story in the trades the the spots are being dubbed in German! Talk about intensity. All of that sounds great on paper, until he opens his mouth. It’s almost as if they they didn’t even try to find a voice that sounds like him. Let's go to the video:


Bonus Story...

....and I think it should be noted that I am VERY funny... A new study in Psychology Today says guys who make you laugh are better in bed than guys who don't, Chicago Tribune reports. 

Sunday, March 29, 2015

Notes from a Tinseltown Weekend

Okay, so where am I?


Top left and around: Taylor, Seacrest, Nick Jonas, Ludacris,
me, Iggy, the red carpet, Pia Toscano, and my credential.
I'm in Hollywood getting ready to fly out on another top secret media campaign. Well, not so top secret, more of a non-disclosure, which binds my silences. Before the free drinks flow in the Cathay Pacific Business Lounge, I had a little business to wrap up in tinseltown.

With all the hoopla of the iHeart Radio Music Awards (yes, the red carpet was amazing once again), you may have missed a little tidbit on the official release of the video from my Miss Pilot show called "You Gave Me Love." While it's only been watched on my youtube page a few times, a couple of other posts have been watched almost 1,000,000 times combined. I mean, it's no grumpy cat, but for a little Japanese show that could, I will take it any day of the week:



The past few days have been bittersweet as a countdown to the last days of Mad Men (more on that later). In between it all, a ran across some news that may or may note blow you away.

Breakfast Is Not The Most Important Meal Of The Day...No, your parents did not lie to you. They were just misinformed. As with many studies surrounding food, a majority of the research surrounding breakfast was funded by those peddlers of cereal and bacon (side note: don't eat bacon) — unsurprisingly concluding that a complete breakfast was necessary to a healthy lifestyle. But, according to a dietician and a cultural historian interviewed by Hopes & Fears, breakfast, as a structured meal, really doesn't matter. If you're hungry in the morning, eat! If you're not, then don't lay an egg, just eat whenever hunger strikes. The most important thing to remember is that it's not when you eat, but what you eat. 

The Machines Now Decide If You Get That Job, Based On Your Voice...Decades of voice research has revealed that no matter how happy, or inspired, or serious people try to sound — underneath all that inflection lies a telltale "fingerprint" of a person's voice that influences how others perceive you. And when it comes to jobs that rely heavily on putting people at ease, or diffusing anger or winning others over, companies are starting to use algorithms to systematically weed out the good voices from the bad. It's bad news if you're looking to get into sales or work at a call center, but maybe good news that your career isn't in dealing with people all day?

Filed under "every great New York media lunch started with a pastrami sandwich, a good drink and a willing client" comes  BEEF GRIEF...The Price Of Pastrami In New York Is Too Damn High. Imagine this sign:


“Due to the increased price of pastrami,” it began, unpromisingly, “we at the Yankee Tavern apologize for the increase in prices for the pastrami items.” 


This Professor Has Invented A Pill That Eliminates Hangovers...Former chief drugs adviser, Professor David Nutt has answered your sweaty, toilet-bowl-hugging prayers and invented a non-toxic inebriant drug that mimics the effects of alcohol: without the hangover. 

RELATED: DRINK LIKE A MAD MAN AND MAKING IT AT A MAD MAN PARTY
THE END IS NEAR...Mad Men is coming to an end in seven hours of television. I'm a bit broken up about it. Maybe it's because for 99% of the viewing public it is just great television. For me, I lived it. Watching the drama at Sterling, Cooper, Draper, etc. is like a little snippet of my childhood, only the people are prettier and it's set in New York. Virtually everything that happened through the first six and a half seasons occurred in my life. Almost as if they read my diary, er, not that I keep one. So, as Don Draper and company get ready to clock out for good, AMC allows us to get up close and personal with our favorite ad team. I suppose you'll know where I'll be April 5 at 10p EST.

But before you check out the photos and a trailer for the new season below, get a little reading in. Haley Herfurth of Menatl_Floss reports that since its start in 2007, AMC’s Mad Men has mentioned, discussed, or alluded to a considerable amount of classic literature, from authors like Dante to Mark Twain to Edward Gibbon. Each mention or allusion serves a purpose within the show’s plotline, working either to explain a character, set a scene, or provide context for decisions made or actions taken. So if you're going to watch a whole day of television, the least you could do is read one of these 12 classics.
Now, without further delay, all of our favorites are featured -- Outdoor Soiree Style:

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